Thursday, 3 April 2008 15:36 by Ben
It dawns on me, as I sit here recovering from beating Leonard Nimoy to within an inch of his life with a gut-support device, that some of the suggestions I get are completely insane.
The last one, whilst clearly dangerous for all involved (Nerve pinches hurt like hell and elastic does half twang if you aren't careful), was fairly normal compared to some I get. I get suggestions that really do not make any sense whatsoever, no matter how I spin it. These crazy suggestions also normally involve animals. Bitey animals that are rather large and shouty too. Have you ever juggled a bloody camel? Have you any idea how long it look me to make a lead trilby, which then hindered my already dangerous attempted to perforate a very angry mammoth?
I swear, if I didn't know better, I'd think you're all out to kill me...
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