1 The first thing Zombie Jesus did on exiting the cave.
(4 votes) 44.4%

2 Walk naked through a mosque screaming helpful tips on vehicular maintanence.
(2 votes) 22.2%

3 Wake up in the future and complain about things and slap a horse in the face
(2 votes) 22.2%

4 Take a hot air baloon ride with Barrack Obama inside a spiders silk sack, in 3D.
(1 vote) 11.1%