Wednesday, 20 May 2009 14:11 by MadMat
So, they're at it again.
Those crazy Iranians have apparently developed a missle which might be able to reach Israel.
Excerpt from The Times:
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claimed today that Iran has successfully test fired a new medium-range missile capable of striking as far as Israel or southern Europe.
Benjamin Netayahu, the new Israeli Prime Minister, has said that Iran’s missile technology combined with its nuclear programme pose the greatest threat the Jewish state has faced since its creation in 1948.
Why, oh why, does Iran think it has A) the right; B) the need; and C) the justification to make missle capable of striking Israel?
Oh that's right - because Iran is a MUSLIM COUNTRY and all Muslims really care about is blowing up the Jews, oppressing women and producing oil.
Sorry, that's not quite true of all Muslim countries; I hear that in Saudi Arabaia, women can't do shit (can't even do A shit) without having their father/brother/husband give expressed written consent (nope, implied oral consent doesn't cut it).
And is Pakistan, I don't think women have to cover up. Actually, they don't in Iran either.
But still, Iran wants to destroy Israel for no better reason than: It's Jewish.
Israel didn't steal Iran's girlfriend, Israel didn't nark on Iran when Iran broke Mrs Johnson's windown whilst playing football and Israel didn't offer cut-price nosejobs to the thousand's of big nosed Iranian women, thus depriving Iran's own cut-price plastic surgeons of valuable business.
Nope, it's a simple matter of religions.
Not eating pork/bacon/ham VS not eating pork/bacon/ham.
Celebrating adolescence with a big party VS being married by age 12.
Having an alphabet which looks like the top of a Squiggletop VS having an alphabet which looks like the top of a Squiggletop.
Wandering 40 years through the desert VS still living in the desert.
One God, all powerful and all knowing VS one God, and his sidekick, Muhammed
Wow, the similarities are there, that's for sure.
So why then do we not hear Israel plotting the downfall of the Muslim world?
Sure, Israel is just one country, and Iran might be able to get some help from Syria, Jordan and possibly Lebanon. Even the dirty Ruski's might lend a hand, but that'd probably only be to piss off the Yanks.
But Israel has the trump card: The West.
Yes, the glorious nations of Great Britain, the US, Canada (maybe) and those crazy "we love a good fight, but only if you're not German, and do you remember Napolean who almost conquered Europe?" French.
At the end of the day, if Islam didn't exist, everyone would be a lot happier. The world would be a more peaceful place.
Hey Muslims, just build a bridge and get over it.
God isn't real.
And surely the fact that there are at least 5 major world religions, all with different deity's, proves that no religion (no matter how wrong) has the right to claim their's is the "true faith".
If there was one true God, the whole world would follow it.
Also, why is that Muslims feel the need to kill non-Muslims? Why do Christian's feel the need to protest outside abortion centres?
Why don't we ever hear about crazy Jews doing anything? Because the Jews aren't crazy.
They have their beliefs, but they don't force them onto anyone else.
How many other religions can claim the same?
Only one. The Buddhists.
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