1 Rock the Casbah with a sweet little ditty from the depths of hell.
(8 votes) 32%

2 Take part in a beauty contest, and lose to a great fat mule with nasal hair
(6 votes) 24%

3 check out kyri.eu and tell all my friends
(3 votes) 12%

4 Confuse Jacque Chirac by performing cold fusion in his duodenum
(3 votes) 12%

5 Wash prince Charles' bum
(2 votes) 8%