1 Rock the Casbah with a sweet little ditty from the depths of hell. (8 votes) 32%
2 Take part in a beauty contest, and lose to a great fat mule with nasal hair (6 votes) 24%
3 check out kyri.eu and tell all my friends (3 votes) 12%
4 Confuse Jacque Chirac by performing cold fusion in his duodenum (3 votes) 12%
5 Wash prince Charles' bum (2 votes) 8%
#28
(Suggested by Mat)
Brilliant - my 2nd Briny idea in as many weeks. Well done Ben, you magnificent bastard.
You are a very bad man and I hope the police catch you
Deluxe!!!
AWESOME! I will implode vertically for you