1 Attend a speed-dating event with a "ferocious python", and don't cry (8 votes) 72.7%
2 Limit the number of dead spiders entereing your selfish cod (2 votes) 18.2%
3 Ravage a moose while whistling the theme tune to Knight Rider. (1 vote) 9.1%
#32
(Suggested by marisa jelas)
Very diplomatic.
I never told you I owned one of those...